what if...

If I could choose any weapon to carry at will, it would be a silver spoon and an iron spork.  And then, I think I would open my own restaurant, name it The Iron Spork and let everyone eat with a silver spoon.  :) Also, the decorating theme in my lovely restaurant would be Victorian England, and my specialty on the menu would always be meat pies.  I might even have a barber shop on the second floor.  I'd always have a full house, at least. :)