why?....

Why is it that so many teachers are skilled in the art of ruining a perfect weekend birthday/vacation by laying on a truckload of homework, even for a single class?!?  I hate it!  Too much homework is killing me!

what if...

If I could choose any weapon to carry at will, it would be a silver spoon and an iron spork.  And then, I think I would open my own restaurant, name it The Iron Spork and let everyone eat with a silver spoon.  :) Also, the decorating theme in my lovely restaurant would be Victorian England, and my specialty on the menu would always be meat pies.  I might even have a barber shop on the second floor.  I'd always have a full house, at least. :) 

Identity

Don't ask "Who am I?"
Look instead at who you're not.

the dragon

The dragon's eyes are lurking,
The ears hearing the faintest whispers,
Her talons extended and waiting,
Take heed, good madams and sirs.


When night falls, she takes to the skies,
And soars on silent wings,
Be wary the lad who does tell lies,
His death is what she sings. 


And with the cover of night,
She kisses the moon,
With prowess and might,
Proclaims your time is soon.